This Just In 5/24/2011

Solace for Maria 
Perhaps Arnolds little mishap was
unavoidable. Driven by a centuries
old desire to GERMAN ate.
Dr. Knowledge
   
One From the Archives
And while we’re spending quality time with
Arnie here’s a Dr. K. nugget from the past.
This coming on the heels of  the X Govs .
Veto of California voters approval of
Same sex marriage during his admin.

The Body Politic
Meanwhile out California way the
Governor maneuvers himself to let
Gays know who’s on top. However
it remains to be seen if they will
swallow his dictate.
Dr.Knowledge


This Just In   5/24/2011
Rapid Turn Over
President "O" and Michelle are assigned
the same suite occupied by Prince Willy
and Lady Kate. Let's hope somebody
changed out those sheets.
Dr.Knowledge

This Just In 5/24/2011

Take That You Non Believers

Over Joplin Mo. way all rapture

skepticism flys out the window along

with a 300 lb. fat man.

Dr. Knowledge 

 

Current Events

Safety in Numbers
Practiced in the art of screwing the
masses, Dominique Strass-Kahn
falls on his own sword trying
to “do it” one at a time.
Dr.Knowledge  
   

Current Events

Bring in the Clowns

Trump's out, Huckabee’s out.

But the shows not over till the

fat lady sings. And given her power

for celebrity, she may find herself on

The G.O.P. ticket.

Dr.Knowledge   

Current Events

In Your Best Interest
Congressman Bainer sez that taxing the
rich won’t change a thing. As a
vanishing middle class sez at this point
such an effort is becoming too big to fail.
Dr. Knowledge 

Current Events

Why Trump Will Flump
How is the man going to deliver a believable
 "State of the Union" address when the entire   
Union is preoccupied with the state of his quaff.
Dr. Knowledge

Back In The Saddle Again

Dear reader it’s been twenty + years now since Dr.Knowledge first hung out
His shingle on the very back page of the Tucson Weekly. For years to come Weekly readers came to rely on the good doc. to be present there with a dose of commentary elixir. Just the right apothecary for what might be ail’n  those
of the cosmopolitan life style. Again and again folks were known to return there to search among the wreckage and ruins of those sordid ads for D.U.I.
lawyers, bail bondsmen, drug screenings, and cheap no contest divorces.
Those who searched knew the Doc. would be there darn near Mother Theresa
 like in his devotion to aid the sick of heart and head.        

   The Doc. offered stimulating commentary from things political to pop
and back again with an easy ability to find a note of humor in even the
darkest of shenanigans being perpetrated in this modern world. This all
done with in a print space that would have not violated the sacred womb
of a fortune cookie.

Alas as life would have it there came a time when the Doc. was needed in
theaters removed from the world of print. A calling much greater was to demand his attention. So it was that his pen was laid aside, as a hand was
needed to rock a cradle. It is only now, with two cradles behind him that
time permits his return to that past love of caring and sharing with his
community and greater dysfunctional world. 

   You, seeker that you are certainly are invited here time and again for the offerings to be shared in days to come.  There’s a lot going on out there, some
of which is of a festering nature. Just know that the good ole Docs not a bit too squeamish to shine a light on it.

 What follows are a few random samples of nuggets from the past to stir 
remembrances, and acquaint some who are new to the 
Dr. Knowledge experience. A basic caution… take all of this as you should
most all of life, with a grain of salt, and possibly a hit of  Tabasco.
   Be Cool , Stay Warm
   Royce  D. ( assistant to the Doc. ) 
   All Dr. Knowledge materials are copywrited.

That “Pop Culture Thing . . .

In The New Millennium                    T. M and You
Cracker Jacks will come with a            Use to be Transcendental Meditation.
Reprisal in every box.                          Now it’s Toast Masters.
Dr. Knowledge                                 Dr. Knowledge

So Good To Hear about                  And Now a Fairy Tale 
Babies First Tooth !                          Once upon a time a long time a go  
Too bad about the cavity.                  Way back when, in ages now past. 
Dr. Knowledge                               You could leave your door unlocked.
                                                      Dr. Knowledge
That New Paper Money                   
Just what we need, more white          East Meets West in the Fast Lane 
guys with even bigger heads.             Get the Feng outta my shui ! 
Dr. Knowledge                               Dr. Knowledge
                                               
Things Political . . .
The Doc. never saw any point to beating about the bush when we all needed to be beating on the Bush, So it came to be that our then dictator, monarch.
Imperial potentate, hit man. < I didn’t see president in there any where became a most revisited subject. His administrations comically sad bafoonery
Provided fertile ground all too easy criticism. Gone from the spot light his sorry legacy lives with us still in global wars, sickened economys, and environmental degradation. Oh well, at least he was good for a laugh. 
 
The Bush Years . . .

Liar Liar Pants on Fire                           Time to Confiscate the Crayons
And every time you see George Bush         The President likes to call 'em 
He’s wear’n a brand new suit.                    Bench marks. The rest of the 
Dr. Knowledge                                       world calls it scribbling on
                                                               the furniture.
                                                               Dr. Knowledge


Post Hurricane Katrina . . .
Insatiable
First comes word of widespread looting up and down the Gulf Coast.
Then comes word that W’s grabbing Air Force 1 and head’n South.
Hasn’t that guy already got enough stuff ?
Dr. Knowledge

Dubya the Deli-gate                            Bush Speak  
Comes the EU summit in Vienna            America must continue to t OIL
And we’ll supply the sausage.                against all terrorist attempts to 
Dr. Knowledge                                    f OIL, or rec Oil our victorious
                                                           Liberation of Iraqi s OIL. And
                                                           that goes for any one out there
                                                           we suspect ain’t l OIL.
                                                           Dr Knowledge

Global Warming  ( The Bush Initiative )
It’s the one where we all start up are cars.
Flip on the A.C. and roll the windows down.
Dr. Knowledge
   
Sorry MR. President 
Wrong again. It’s Polar Bears
With a P, not an S.
Dr. Knowledge

There’s more but you get the point. 


And Two To Close . . .
 
 Does Your Job Depend on Growth ?
 Now there’s a great bumper sticker for a cancer cell.
 Dr. Knowledge

 Volunteer-ism 
  It’s the wave of the future and thanks to your current
  wage you’ll be on the cutting edge of this coming 
  social trend ! 
  Dr.  Knowledge

   

One From the Archives...

   What Do you Want ?
   Peace, honor, respect, love,
   honesty, or a new Lexus ?
   Dr. Knowledge

This May Call For Some Clout

Up to this point calls for proof of Mr. Bin Ladens
premature departure have gone ignored. So
maybe we need to sick that ole bull dog
Trump on'em.
Dr. Knowledge

A Little Too Fast For Me

   Use to be you had the right to a                
   speedy trial.Now it's a speedy                    
   bullet, and an equally speedy                      
   dumping of the body.                                
   Dr.Knowledge  

Dr. K. rides again (well he's damn well gotta foot in the stirup)

     I Don't Want to Hear About Your Blue Monday
     You didn't get shot in the head and thrown overboard.
     Dr. Knowledge