Dear reader it’s been twenty + years now since Dr.Knowledge first hung out
His shingle on the very back page of the Tucson Weekly. For years to come Weekly readers came to rely on the good doc. to be present there with a dose of commentary elixir. Just the right apothecary for what might be ail’n those
of the cosmopolitan life style. Again and again folks were known to return there to search among the wreckage and ruins of those sordid ads for D.U.I.
lawyers, bail bondsmen, drug screenings, and cheap no contest divorces.
Those who searched knew the Doc. would be there darn near Mother Theresa
like in his devotion to aid the sick of heart and head.
The Doc. offered stimulating commentary from things political to pop
and back again with an easy ability to find a note of humor in even the
darkest of shenanigans being perpetrated in this modern world. This all
done with in a print space that would have not violated the sacred womb
of a fortune cookie.
Alas as life would have it there came a time when the Doc. was needed in
theaters removed from the world of print. A calling much greater was to demand his attention. So it was that his pen was laid aside, as a hand was
needed to rock a cradle. It is only now, with two cradles behind him that
time permits his return to that past love of caring and sharing with his
community and greater dysfunctional world.
You, seeker that you are certainly are invited here time and again for the offerings to be shared in days to come. There’s a lot going on out there, some
of which is of a festering nature. Just know that the good ole Docs not a bit too squeamish to shine a light on it.
What follows are a few random samples of nuggets from the past to stir
remembrances, and acquaint some who are new to the
Dr. Knowledge experience. A basic caution… take all of this as you should
most all of life, with a grain of salt, and possibly a hit of Tabasco.
Be Cool , Stay Warm
Royce D. ( assistant to the Doc. )
All Dr. Knowledge materials are copywrited.
That “Pop Culture Thing . . .
In The New Millennium T. M and You
Cracker Jacks will come with a Use to be Transcendental Meditation.
Reprisal in every box. Now it’s Toast Masters.
Dr. Knowledge Dr. Knowledge
So Good To Hear about And Now a Fairy Tale
Babies First Tooth ! Once upon a time a long time a go
Too bad about the cavity. Way back when, in ages now past.
Dr. Knowledge You could leave your door unlocked.
Dr. Knowledge
That New Paper Money
Just what we need, more white East Meets West in the Fast Lane
guys with even bigger heads. Get the Feng outta my shui !
Dr. Knowledge Dr. Knowledge
Things Political . . .
The Doc. never saw any point to beating about the bush when we all needed to be beating on the Bush, So it came to be that our then dictator, monarch.
Imperial potentate, hit man. < I didn’t see president in there any where became a most revisited subject. His administrations comically sad bafoonery
Provided fertile ground all too easy criticism. Gone from the spot light his sorry legacy lives with us still in global wars, sickened economys, and environmental degradation. Oh well, at least he was good for a laugh.
The Bush Years . . .
Liar Liar Pants on Fire Time to Confiscate the Crayons
And every time you see George Bush The President likes to call 'em
He’s wear’n a brand new suit. Bench marks. The rest of the
Dr. Knowledge world calls it scribbling on
the furniture.
Dr. Knowledge
Post Hurricane Katrina . . .
Insatiable
First comes word of widespread looting up and down the Gulf Coast.
Then comes word that W’s grabbing Air Force 1 and head’n South.
Hasn’t that guy already got enough stuff ?
Dr. Knowledge
Dubya the Deli-gate Bush Speak
Comes the EU summit in Vienna America must continue to t OIL
And we’ll supply the sausage. against all terrorist attempts to
Dr. Knowledge f OIL, or rec Oil our victorious
Liberation of Iraqi s OIL. And
that goes for any one out there
we suspect ain’t l OIL.
Dr Knowledge
Global Warming ( The Bush Initiative )
It’s the one where we all start up are cars.
Flip on the A.C. and roll the windows down.
Dr. Knowledge
Sorry MR. President
Wrong again. It’s Polar Bears
With a P, not an S.
Dr. Knowledge
There’s more but you get the point.
And Two To Close . . .
Does Your Job Depend on Growth ?
Now there’s a great bumper sticker for a cancer cell.
Dr. Knowledge
Volunteer-ism
It’s the wave of the future and thanks to your current
wage you’ll be on the cutting edge of this coming
social trend !
Dr. Knowledge
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